Really Gross Over-Sweet Popcorn Balls 
(you didn't know that popcorn was male?)

My mother had the bright idea of making a popcorn ball turkey one year
using this recipe.  Weird.

1.      Bring to boil and boil for a minute:
        1 cup corn syrup
        1/2 cup sugar

2.      Add one small package of Jello (or jelly, you know the wobbly stuff)

3.      Pour over a heaping cooking sheet full of popcorn, mold into balls.
        Buttering your hands before molding makes it easier to hold the hot 
        ingredients.